Have You Ever
It was a beautiful day, and the gang was
eating breakfast at their very beautiful summer home in the Caribbean. “Well,” Vince yawned, “I’m gunna get drunk, find someone who’ll
sleep with me and be back before lunch! See ya!”
Cat slapped her forehead, “I DIDN’T
NEED TO KNOW THAT!” She turned around, “and its seven thirty in the
morning! No bar is even OPEN at this time!” “Well…” Polly said while sipping her orange juice, “I
know of one place,” “Where?” Marc said threw a mouthful of bacon. “Right here in the Cave. We have
every type of liquor known to man, and two known to monkeys.” She added with a smile.
“Hey,” Hilda said with a smile, “Have
you ever…whaddya say...Yes?” Everyone nodded and grinned. “Yeah” Cat said, “Let’s meet
back here at about ten?” Hilda shook her head. “Can’t I have errands to run. How about eleven thirty?” The gang shrugged but eventually agreed. Cat nodded, “Then it’s settled.
Anyways, I would like to sleep some more. See you all at eleven thirty!”
As time ticked by, an annoyed Marc came bursting
in, yelling loud enough to wake the dead. “YOU KNOW WHAT?” Cat winced and meekly replied, “What?”
“THAT S.O.B CAPTIAN QUINT STOLE MY STASH OF COKE AND MONKEY WEED!” “Monkey Weed?” “It’s
highly illegal and can’t be detected.” Cat laughed, “Well it’s eleven, and cool down and in about
thirty minutes we’ll be drinking. Kay?” Marc grumbled and stormed off to his room.
30 minutes later
“Hey! I’m
home!” Hildi yelled as she walked in. Cat and Marc were on the sofa watching TV. They gave a wave as Hilda went passed
them to gather the supplies. “Hildi!” Cat yelled from the couch, “Can you get the stuff and move it into
the sound proof room?” Hilda nodded “Yeah, no prob!”
(We
have a sound proof room...the possibilities…PT)
About ten minutes later, the whole gang was settled
around the trademark circular table. “Well” Cat said, “Ya’ll know the rules, right? Oldest to youngest,
left to right, must start your sentence with ‘Have you ever’ and everyone who has takes a drink. No exceptions,
it’s all out on the table, and you must be brutally honest. Alright?” She looked around and nodded. “Good.
As the founder of Have you ever, let’s begin the game”
